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Top 10 Signs That Your Garden Has Taken Over Your Life
  1. You stay up till 2 a.m. poring over your library of garden books and catalogs -- who ever knew pruning would be so riveting?

  2. Your trowel ends up in the dishwasher.

  3. You have photos of your garden right next to photos of your kids on your desk at work.

  4. The thought of receiving eight tons of dirt for your birthday thrills you.

  5. You have a personal vendetta against one particularly ornery squirrel.

  6. You hire a garden baby-sitter when you go on vacation.

  7. Your are lusting over your neighbor's pile of manure.

  8. You get on your hands and knees to weed despite the 100 degree heat.

  9. Every dish you make contains zucchini.

  10. On bad hair days, you get out the pruners.

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Are you a "Mad Gardener?" Take this online quiz and find out.
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magic039.thm.jpg (4648 bytes)Wandering Gnome

 

A true story...

CAMBRIDGE CP -- When Gnorman the garden gnome went missing in July, its owner Myra Plantz figured the little guy was the victim of vandals and gone for good. But the garden ornament returned this weekend, wearing a shiny new coat of paint and bearing gifts and photos from a recent trip that apparently took him as far away as Cuba.

The gnome's return marked the end of a light-hearted prank that included letters and postcards from the travelling lawn ornament. "I never thought they'd come back, never dreamt this until I got the first letter,'' said Plantz, of Queenston Road in Cambridge.

The letter said Gnorman -- who had never had a name before -- was going to his "gnephew's gnuptials.'' After that, he was going on a trip somewhere warm.

Soon after Gnorman disappeared, the Plantzes got a postcard, saying he was having fun on his travels. He had met up with his old friend Gnewman, the letter said, and they were both in Cuba. 

When Gnorman reappeared on the family's front lawn this weekend, he had a red bag with him, containing a garter belt, sand and seashells; a photo album, and one final letter. And he wasn't alone. Gnewman, a gnome the Plantzes had never seen before, was with him. "We found the souvenirs, then the album,'' Plantz said.

Plantz said her neighbors have been curious about the gnome gnappers.
Everyone wants to know who took Gnorman.

 

 

Gnome Gnappers?

In a related story...


LILLE, France - Garden gnomes are disappearing again in France now that a spoof group idolizing Snow White and the Seven Dwarves has resumed its campaign to "liberate" the statues from flower beds and well-kept lawns.

The Garden Gnomes Liberation Front (FLNJ), which operates seven-member night-time "commandos" to snatch the gnomes, has made off with a dozen ceramic dwarves this week around Dunkirk, near the Belgian border, residents say.

The masked raiders declared a "truce" in January after rounding up about 30 gnomes in Normandy and "freeing" them in local forests, presumably to return to the normal life of a story-book dwarf.

In each of the latest abductions, the FLNJ left a message saying: "Dear Papa, Dear Mama -- I was happy with you but now I have to leave you. Signed: your garden gnome." One message said the FLNJ wanted to "re-educate" the dwarves.

Local police said they had not launched any investigation into the wave of gnome-snatching because no owner has come forward with an official complaint.

 


Surfin in the shed?


LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who became stuck in his garden shed while surfing the Internet was rescued after his online plea for help was picked up by an American stranger.

Pranksters bolted Stephen Riley, from Lancashire, into his shed while he was using his computer at about four o'clock in the morning, the Daily Telegraph said on Saturday.

No one heard his frantic cries for help so in desperation he sent a message to an Internet chatroom asking that anyone out there call the Lancashire Police.

His plea was picked up by an Internet user 5,000 miles away in the United States who called police -- much to their surprise.

"When the police said they had been called out from someone in America, I was amazed," he told the paper. "It goes to show the power of the Internet

 


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April is...

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Garden Reflections

 

A Simple Garden Love Poem

Ten things I love about gardening:

  1. The instant gratification.
  2. The quietness.
  3. Cleaning my soul in the dirt.
  4. Being able to create something from my heart.
  5. Seeing something new in it every day.
  6. Feeling closer to God.
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  8. Teaching the love of plants to my children.
  9. Creating new plants and new life.
  10. Eating the food that is good.

 

 

Watching Butterflies and Hummingbirds in my Garden
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Ten things I love about my garden:

  1. The natural rock retaining wall I built myself that holds my shade garden.
  2. The fresh herbs. Ahhh ... the aromas.
  3. My perennial island bed that is thriving.
  4. Pulling weeds when I feel blue or bored.
  5. The zebra grass that flows gently with the wind.
  6. Sitting on my glider and watching the butterflies and hummingbirds. Very soothing.
  7. Watching the first signs of life in early spring.
  8. The fact that making something beautiful grow is nurturing and gives me a feeling of accomplishment.
  9. Watching my cats playing "hide" while I putter. Watching them lying in the catmint. They are in sheer heaven!
  10. The beautiful and graceful hostas and ferns.

butterfly_253x200.gif (15589 bytes)There is just something so soothing and calming sitting and watching the butterflies and hummingbirds feeding on the flowers. It makes me feel very connected with nature -- where we all came from. It's a very soulful feeling.

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Three Links Showing How To Create Butterfly Attracting Gardens

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Creative Lay-Out for a Butterfly Garden

 



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Pizza Garden Showing "Slices."

 


 

 

 

Books You Will Never Read

How to Make Your Garden More Attractive (and tasty) to Deer

The Natural Weed Garden - It's a Good Thing! by Martha Stewart

These are entries in the "Most Unlikely Gardening Books" Contest.

Can you think of a few more unlikely titles for garden books? Why not enter the contest. Deadline is May 1.

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