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You get winded from knocking on the door. |
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| 9. | You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. | |||||||||||||
| 8. | You ask for high fiber candy only. | |||||||||||||
| 7. | When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. | |||||||||||||
| 6. | People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask. | |||||||||||||
| 5. | By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. | |||||||||||||
| 4. | When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. | |||||||||||||
| 3. | You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. | |||||||||||||
| 2. | You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. | |||||||||||||
| 1. | You avoid going to houses where your ex-husbands live | |||||||||||||
