1963 Supreme Court's

Miranda Decision:

Defendants must have lawyers

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Click here to learn your rights if you're ever questioned by the police.

How to Drive a Cop Nuts...

Do this stuff at your own risk because it's sure to make them angry.

When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

Ask if you can see his gun.

When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.

Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

Refer to him by his first name.

If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.

After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."

Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.

When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.

When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"

Trip and fall into him.

Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.

Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.

Chew on the pen, nervously.

Clean your ear with the pen.

If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.

Mumble to yourself.

When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?

Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......

Ask if they know how to make the donuts.

When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!

Ask if he watches Cops.

Talk to your hand.

When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.

When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.

Try to sell him your car.

Ask if you can buy his car.
If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.

Play with the siren..

When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.

I said "You have the right to remain silent!"

Turn your head and whistle.

If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.

Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"

Tell him you like men in uniform.

Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party

Warning: Do not try this at home, on the road or anywhere !!

Strange Police News

Redondo Beach, California - After a short chase, officer Joseph Fonteno charged the driver of a white Mazda with DUI.

The car had been driving down Pacific Coast Highway with the upper half of a traffic light pole laying across its hood.

When Fonteno asked the drunk driver about the pole, he responded: "It came with the car when I bought it."

Antioch, California - A 22-year-old man was arrested after allegedly ordering a stranger to fix his truck at gunpoint.

Mount Shasta, California - Joy Glassman, the 60-year-old mother of a firefighter, was charged with five counts of arson. She allegedly set the fires to help her son's career.

Pennsylvania - A bank robber was sentenced to 24 years in prison. Instead of wearing masks, he and his accomplice had thought that rubbing citric acid on their faces would somehow blur their images on the security cameras.

Key West, Florida - A restaurant worker killed another as the result of a heated argument over how to put silverware into a dishwasher.

Ypsilanti, Michigan - The Ann Arbor News reported that a man failed to rob a Burger King because the clerk told him he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. So the man ordered onion rings, but the clerk informed him that they weren't available for breakfast. The frustrated robber left.

St. Peters, Missouri - A gunman robbed a 7-11 store, but returned the money minutes later because his car wouldn't start. Amazingly, the store clerks came out to the parking lot and gave the robber's car a jump start. Police Officer David Kuppler commented: "We have a very friendly town out here."

Vanuatu, South Pacific - The entire 300 man police force of the island nation was arrested after kidnapping a visiting politician from Australia and attempting to use the hostage as leverage in a dispute with the government concerning overtime pay.

Stockholm, Sweden - Customs officers arrested a woman who had tried to smuggle 75 live snakes in her bra. The officers became suspicious when they noticed how the woman kept scratching her chest.