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Does your brain work like most peoples'?

Just for fun, take this simple text:

Lets see if you are like 98% of the population or the 2% that thinks differently than everyone else.

Pick a number between 1 and 10.

Multiply that by 9.

If you got a two digit number add both digits together.

Subtract 5 from that number.

Take the number and find the corresponding letter in the alphabet. (A=1, B=2, C=3 etc)

Think of a country that starts with that letter.

Take the last letter of that country and think of an animal that starts with that letter.

Take the last letter of that animal and think of a fruit that starts with that letter.


Click here to see if you're normal.

 

Are You Normal?


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A survey about Americans,
their habits and actions.

 

 


Around The House

21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.

Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.

90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.

51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.

On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year

 


Hygiene

45% use mouthwash every day.

22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.

The typical shower is 101 degrees F.

Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.

9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery.

53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.

58% of women paint their nails regularly.

Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.

4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.

30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.

54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.

23.5% admit they don't always flush.

45.2% pee in the shower.

44.9% pee in the ocean.

28.1% pee in the pool.

46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up..

 

Health & Outlook

44% have broken a bone.

Only 30% of us know our cholesterol level.

78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.

14% have attended a self-help meeting.

15% regularly go to a shrink.

59% of us say we're average-looking.
Blacks are more than twice as likely to call themselves beautiful.

 


Driving



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4 out of 5 sing in the car.

12% of men never use their car blinkers.


45% of us consistently follow the speed limit. )

2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.

1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.

71% can drive a stick shift car.

44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.

25% of us drive after we've been drinking.

 

What We Shouldn't Be Doing

58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.

10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.

13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.food.jpg (169519 bytes)

 

50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.

29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store.

13% of us admit to occasionally doing our offspring's homework.

91% of us lie regularly.

33% of women lie about their weight.

27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.

39% of us peek into our host's bathroom cabinet. 17% have been caught by the host.

29% of us ignore RSVP's.



listen.jpg (115103 bytes)71.6% of us eavesdrop.

66% of women and  59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit
for doing it from scratch.

Money

Three out of four people store paper currency in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations.

How far would you go for $10 million? 25% would abandon their friends, family, and church. 7% would murder.



53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.



atm.gif56% of women do the finances in a marriage.


Two out of three people wouldn't give up their spouse even for one night, for a million U.S. dollars.

 

 

 

44% re-use tinfoil.

57% save pretty gift paper to re-use.

35% give to charity at least once a month.

62% would rather buy the very best item, while 33% feel that a good bargain matters most.

40% of people who move into a new house, say that the previous owners removed all the lightbulbs!

31% shut all lights off when they leave a room.

85% of people say they can tell the difference between
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About 43% of people throw out any food past its expiration date. But 39% would eat it anyway, if it wasn't bad, 2% would scrape off mold and eat it.

 

Know-how

Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.

22% are functionally illiterate.nose.jpg (36874 bytes)

Less than 10% are trilingual.

37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life.

40% of us have had music lessons.

 


Relationships

81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.

20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.

2 out of 5 have married their first love.

Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.

29% of us are virgins when we marry.

16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).

The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money.

40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.

60% of men and 54% of women have had a one night stand.

28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.


propose.jpg (129738 bytes)1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

6% propose over the phone. (Guys get a clue!)

 

 

 

Food

When nobody else is around,
47% drink straight from the carton.

85% of us will eat Spam this year.

70% of us drink orange juice daily.

Snickers is the most popular candy.

22% of us skip lunch daily.

9% of us skip breakfast daily.

66% of us eat cereal regularly.

22% of all restaurant meals include french fries.

14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

69% eat the cake before the frosting.

 

Beliefs

45% believe in ghosts.

10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.

57% have had deja vu.

53% read their horoscopes regularly.
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49% believe in ESP.

90% believe in divine retribution.

10% believe in the Ten Commandments. (That's one Commandment per person on average)

82% believe in an afterlife.

 


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