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Signs  of the Times
 

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Actual signs from England

 

Sign in a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines:
Please remove all your clothes when the  light goes out!

Sign in a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs.

In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
 

On a church door:
This is the gate of heaven. Enter ye all by this door.
(This door is  kept locked because of the draft. Please use side door.)

Outside a second-hand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc.
Why not bring  your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the prince of Wales:
The town hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened. Open tomorrow.

Outside a photographer's studio:
Out to lunch:
If not back by five, out for dinner also.

Outside a disco:
Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town.
Everyone welcome.

Sign warning of quicksand:
Quicksand!
Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of  the district council.

Notice sent to residents of a Wiltshire parish:
Due to increasing problems with vandals we must ask anyone with relatives buried in the graveyard to do their best to keep them in order.

Notice in a dry cleaner's window:
Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

Sign on motorway garage:
Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps.
Your life may not be worth much but our petrol is.

Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car.

Notice in a field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

Sign on a repair shop door:
We can repair anything.
(Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

Spotted in a toilet of the London courts:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

Sign in Egyptian hotel:
If you require room service, please open door and shout, "Room service!"





 

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KEEP A SMILE ON YOUR FACE, NO MATTER WHAT.

Smiling relieves muscle tension, enhances immunity and increases pain tolerance. It also attracts positive responses from the people who are important to you.

So, whenever you catch yourself without a smile, put one on immediately and hold it for as long as you can - even if you have to fake it.

 

Click here to see more tips from the Laugh Doctor.

 

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Experts agree, humor in the work place is important. Want to generate some good-will in your company? Here's how...

 

 

Humor How To's

Although joke-telling is one way to transmit humor, it's not the only way. In fact, there are literally thousands of ways to invite smiles and laughter in addition to joke-telling. So, if joke-telling is not your forte or if it is inappropriate for you to become the stand-up comic on-the-job, then there are alternatives. Here are four tips to get you going:

 

Put humor into the physical environment

Put humor into the physical environment  by osmosis, it may filter into people's awareness. This could be accomplished by having posters with such light-hearted sayings as "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office." (Robert Frost)

 

Use humor as a tool rather than as a weapon

Laughing with others builds confidence, brings people together, and pokes fun at our common dilemmas. Laughing at others destroys confidence, ruptures teamwork, and singles out individuals or groups as the "butt". In the words of one fifth grade teacher, "You don't have to blow out my candle to make yours glow brighter." Humor is laughter made from pain, not pain inflicted by laughter.

 

Build humor into the corporate culture

There are a growing number of bottom-line-successful corporations that have been practicing humor in the workplace. For example, Southwest Airlines' President Herb Kelleher is well-known for his creative shenanigans and modeling of humor from the top down. Ben & Jerry's has established a "Joy Committee." They offer "Joy Grants" to their employees who have an idea that will bring more joy into the workplace.

 

Humor's Bottom Line :

"The number one premise of business is that it need not be boring or dull. It ought to be fun. If it's not fun, you're wasting your life." Tom Peters

Set the tone by modeling your ability to laugh at yourself. One of the simplest and most powerful ways of doing this is to "tell stories on yourself" whenever appropriate. When Rose Cellino-Reynolds attended our annual conference, she passed along a great example of this:

Rose was attending a very serious convention of salespeople. She was feeling out-of-place, because it seemed that everyone in attendance had on a beeper. Rose was beeperless and feeling very unimportant. So, she went home that night, and came back to the conference the next day with a smile on her face... wearing her garage door opener.

 

 

 

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smile.jpg (14094 bytes)"A smile is a whisper of a laugh."

   A child's definition

 


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