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1. You
just tried to enter your password on the microwave. 2. You have a list of
15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 3. You call your son's
beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from his
bedroom, "What's for dinner?" 4. Your daughter sells
Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. 5. You chat several
times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with
your next door neighbor yet this year. 6. You check the
ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contain Echinacea. 7. Your grandmother
asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen
saver. 8. You pull up in your
own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 9. Every commercial on
television has a website address at the bottom of the screen. 10. You buy a computer
and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you
paid. 11. Leaving the house
without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of
your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go back and get it. 12. Using real money,
instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take
too much planning. 13. Cleaning up the
dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your
car. 14. Your reason for not
staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 15. You consider
second-day air delivery painfully slow. 16. Your dining
room table is now your flat filing cabinet. 17. Your idea of
being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes. 18. You hear most of
your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. 19. You get an extra
phone line so you can get phone calls. 20. You disconnect from
the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you'd just pulled the plug on
a loved one. 21. You get up in
morning and go online before getting your coffee. 22. You wake up at 2am
to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed. 23. You start tilting
your head sideways to smile. :) 24. You're reading
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