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Thoughts, tools and friendly diversions for busy people

 

 


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What if
Heaven had 
Voicemail?

 

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Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our daily lives.  But have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? 

 

Imagine praying and hearing the following:

 

"Thank you for calling Heaven


For English,  Press 1
For Spanish,  Press 2
For all other languages,  Press  0.

Please select one of the following options:

Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for all other inquiries

I am sorry,  All of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now.  However, your prayer is important to us, and we will answer it in the order it was received.  Please stay on the line. 

For  answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on other planets and where Noah's Ark is located, please wait until you arrive."

 

 


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